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The BBC Google Director-General: A North London Business Columnist Has Questions
Money and Commerce Posted on: June 24, 2026

The BBC Google Director-General: A North London Business Columnist Has Questions

Chelsea Bloom on What the Tech Executive Appointment Means for Britain’s Most Valuable Media Brand By Chelsea Bloom | BizHouse UK The BBC’s appointment of a director-general from Google is a corporate governance story before it is a cultural story, and I want to treat […]

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North London’s Independent Food Economy Is Doing Better Than the Headlines Suggest
Money and Commerce Posted on: June 24, 2026

North London’s Independent Food Economy Is Doing Better Than the Headlines Suggest

From Crouch End to Stoke Newington, the Small Food Business Sector Is Adapting With More Success Than the Closures Story Captures By Chelsea Bloom | BizHouse UK The story that gets told about London’s independent restaurant sector is the closure story, and it is a […]

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The Renters Rights Act Is Now Live; Chelsea Bloom Explains What Changed and Who It Affects
Money and Commerce Posted on: June 24, 2026

The Renters Rights Act Is Now Live; Chelsea Bloom Explains What Changed and Who It Affects

Section 21 Abolished, Fixed Terms Gone, New Rules Live Since May: The North London Landlord and Tenant Landscape in June 2026 By Chelsea Bloom | BizHouse UK The Renters’ Rights Act, which took effect in May 2026, is the most significant change to English private […]

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London Property Prices Fall in June; Chelsea Bloom Reads the Data So You Don’t Have To
Money and Commerce Posted on: June 24, 2026

London Property Prices Fall in June; Chelsea Bloom Reads the Data So You Don’t Have To

The Biggest June Price Drop in 14 Years, What It Means for Buyers and Sellers, and Why the Market Is Not What the Headlines Say It Is By Chelsea Bloom | BizHouse UK Rightmove’s June data landed this week showing asking prices fell 0.6 percent […]

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UK GDP Grew 0.6 Percent in Q1 2026; Chelsea Bloom Notes This Is Good, With Caveats
Money and Commerce Posted on: June 24, 2026

UK GDP Grew 0.6 Percent in Q1 2026; Chelsea Bloom Notes This Is Good, With Caveats

The Economy Entered the Iran Conflict in Better Shape Than Expected; That Shape Is Now Being Tested By Chelsea Bloom | BizHouse UK The UK economy grew 0.6 percent in Q1 2026, which is a significant step up from the 0.1 to 0.2 percent figures […]

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London Business

London is the engine room of the British economy, a city where a two-bedroom flat costs more than a small country and somehow everybody acts like this is fine. It is home to the Bank of England, the London Stock Exchange, and approximately forty-seven thousand coffee shops staffed by people with economics degrees wondering where it all went wrong.

The City of London, that ancient square mile of suits and spreadsheets, processes trillions of pounds daily and has done so since Romans decided the Thames was a decent place to charge tolls. Canary Wharf arrived later, shinier, and with better sushi, promptly declaring itself the future of finance while the City quietly got on with actually being the future of finance.

London hosts more international headquarters than any other European city, attracts more foreign investment than it has any right to, and charges businesses rents that would make a New York landlord blush. The startup scene in Shoreditch operates on oat milk, optimism, and venture capital, in that order.

For all its contradictions — the wealth beside the food banks, the global ambition beside the collapsed Tube infrastructure — London remains what it has always been. The place where British business comes to be taken seriously, and to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Auf Wiedersehen.

The City of London

Billingsgate, Smithfield, Borough Market — three of the oldest trading markets in the world still operating within a mile of each other. The City of London built its entire commercial identity on the back of fish, meat, and bread sold at dawn before bankers were even awake.

Lloyds of London — the insurance market that will insure literally anything, has done so since 1686, and operates from a building that looks like it was designed by someone who lost a bet. They insured Bruce Springsteen’s voice. That is a business story.

The London Metal Exchange — where the global price of copper, aluminium, and tin is still set by traders shouting in a circle called the Ring. In 2024. Remarkable.

Street markets as economic indicators — Petticoat Lane, Portobello Road, Brick Lane. When the economy tightens, street markets boom. Londoners have always known how to trade their way out of trouble.

The Royal Exchange — founded by Thomas Gresham in 1565 as Britain’s first purpose-built trading centre. Now it sells luxury watches and champagne, which is either a fall from grace or the purest distillation of London commerce ever recorded.

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