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The Market Stall Is Still North London’s Best Test Lab
Money and Commerce Posted on: July 25, 2026

The Market Stall Is Still North London’s Best Test Lab

Why trestle tables teach founders more than any focus group The market stall remains the single cheapest, fastest and most honest way to test whether anyone actually wants to buy the thing you have made, and North London still has more of them running than […]

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North London’s Spare Room Economy Explained
Money and Commerce Posted on: July 25, 2026

North London’s Spare Room Economy Explained

How Islington and Crouch End founders built businesses without the City’s money North London does business differently to the City, and I say that as someone who has covered both and prefers to eat lunch north of the river whenever possible. The City runs on […]

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The School Gate Network Behind North London Business
Money and Commerce Posted on: July 25, 2026

The School Gate Network Behind North London Business

How informal trust, coworking spaces and one very connected accountant build companies There is a specific kind of meeting that happens in a coworking space near the Emirates Stadium at nine in the morning where two people who met at a school gate are deciding […]

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North London Office Market: Two Markets, One Postcode
Money and Commerce Posted on: July 25, 2026

North London Office Market: Two Markets, One Postcode

Why flight to quality is splitting the office stock in half A landlord in North London will tell you the office market has recovered. A tenant will tell you it has not. Both are looking at the same set of buildings and drawing entirely different […]

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Why North London Councils Say One Thing, Do Another
Money and Commerce Posted on: July 25, 2026

Why North London Councils Say One Thing, Do Another

The gap between friendly business strategy and unfriendly planning process Ask any North London councillor whether their borough is business friendly and they will say yes, sincerely, and mean it. Ask a founder who has actually gone through a change of use application in the […]

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London Business

London is the engine room of the British economy, a city where a two-bedroom flat costs more than a small country and somehow everybody acts like this is fine. It is home to the Bank of England, the London Stock Exchange, and approximately forty-seven thousand coffee shops staffed by people with economics degrees wondering where it all went wrong.

The City of London, that ancient square mile of suits and spreadsheets, processes trillions of pounds daily and has done so since Romans decided the Thames was a decent place to charge tolls. Canary Wharf arrived later, shinier, and with better sushi, promptly declaring itself the future of finance while the City quietly got on with actually being the future of finance.

London hosts more international headquarters than any other European city, attracts more foreign investment than it has any right to, and charges businesses rents that would make a New York landlord blush. The startup scene in Shoreditch operates on oat milk, optimism, and venture capital, in that order.

For all its contradictions — the wealth beside the food banks, the global ambition beside the collapsed Tube infrastructure — London remains what it has always been. The place where British business comes to be taken seriously, and to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Auf Wiedersehen.

The City of London

Billingsgate, Smithfield, Borough Market — three of the oldest trading markets in the world still operating within a mile of each other. The City of London built its entire commercial identity on the back of fish, meat, and bread sold at dawn before bankers were even awake.

Lloyds of London — the insurance market that will insure literally anything, has done so since 1686, and operates from a building that looks like it was designed by someone who lost a bet. They insured Bruce Springsteen’s voice. That is a business story.

The London Metal Exchange — where the global price of copper, aluminium, and tin is still set by traders shouting in a circle called the Ring. In 2024. Remarkable.

Street markets as economic indicators — Petticoat Lane, Portobello Road, Brick Lane. When the economy tightens, street markets boom. Londoners have always known how to trade their way out of trouble.

The Royal Exchange — founded by Thomas Gresham in 1565 as Britain’s first purpose-built trading centre. Now it sells luxury watches and champagne, which is either a fall from grace or the purest distillation of London commerce ever recorded.

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