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Ten Years After The Referendum, London Has Not Lost Its Crown, It Has Just Stopped Fighting For The Wrong One
Money and Commerce Posted on: August 25, 2026

Ten Years After The Referendum, London Has Not Lost Its Crown, It Has Just Stopped Fighting For The Wrong One

The City quietly gave up competing for regional bank headquarters and started winning something else instead A Decade On, The City Is Still Here, Just Different By Chelsea Bloom. Nearly ten years after the Brexit referendum, Bloomberg’s own retrospective analysis concludes what most people working […]

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Two Thirds Of Financial Services Jobs Now Sit Outside London, And That Is Genuinely Good News For The Capital
Money and Commerce Posted on: August 25, 2026

Two Thirds Of Financial Services Jobs Now Sit Outside London, And That Is Genuinely Good News For The Capital

London’s economic gravity increasingly pulls jobs into the rest of the country, not just into itself London’s Success Is Increasingly Measured Somewhere Else Entirely By Chelsea Bloom. A statistic worth sitting with properly: two thirds of financial services jobs at London-headquartered firms now sit outside […]

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Construction Output Is Up, But London’s Housing Numbers Still Do Not Add Up Properly
Money and Commerce Posted on: August 25, 2026

Construction Output Is Up, But London’s Housing Numbers Still Do Not Add Up Properly

A 1.6 percent national rise masks a capital still building nowhere near what it actually needs A Modest National Rise, A Persistent Local Shortfall By Chelsea Bloom. National construction output rose by 1.6 percent in the three months to May, a genuinely welcome if modest […]

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AI Adoption Could Genuinely Transform London’s Service Economy, If The Skills Gap Gets Closed First
Money and Commerce Posted on: August 25, 2026

AI Adoption Could Genuinely Transform London’s Service Economy, If The Skills Gap Gets Closed First

Every growth forecast for the capital now has an AI caveat attached, and the caveat is doing a lot of work The Upside Is Real. So Is The Fine Print. By Chelsea Bloom. Every recent forecast I have read on London’s economic growth trajectory now […]

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London IPOs Nearly Trebled Last Year, So Why Does The City Still Sound Nervous
Money and Commerce Posted on: August 25, 2026

London IPOs Nearly Trebled Last Year, So Why Does The City Still Sound Nervous

Proceeds are up, confidence is up, and yet everyone I speak to keeps hedging their optimism Good Numbers, Cautious Voices By Chelsea Bloom. Total proceeds from London IPOs nearly trebled in 2025 compared to the year before, and a run of larger transactions toward the […]

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The 20 Best Satirical News Sites In The World, Ranked By People Who Read A P&L Statement For Fun
Money and Commerce Posted on: August 25, 2026

The 20 Best Satirical News Sites In The World, Ranked By People Who Read A P&L Statement For Fun

A global satire league table, evaluated with the same rigour usually reserved for a quarterly board pack Running a media business teaches you to spot value where the spreadsheet says there shouldn’t be any, which is roughly the same skill required to appreciate a satirical […]

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  • Ten Years After The Referendum, London Has Not Lost Its Crown, It Has Just Stopped Fighting For The Wrong One
  • Two Thirds Of Financial Services Jobs Now Sit Outside London, And That Is Genuinely Good News For The Capital
  • Construction Output Is Up, But London’s Housing Numbers Still Do Not Add Up Properly
  • AI Adoption Could Genuinely Transform London’s Service Economy, If The Skills Gap Gets Closed First
  • London IPOs Nearly Trebled Last Year, So Why Does The City Still Sound Nervous
  • The 20 Best Satirical News Sites In The World, Ranked By People Who Read A P&L Statement For Fun
  • Housebuilder Financial Analyst Confirms Parsing Persimmon’s Latest Earnings Report Required Genuinely More Careful Reading Than Any Actual Legal Contract She’s Reviewed
  • Import Company Director Confirms Building A Contingency Plan For Continued Strait Of Hormuz Disruption Required Genuinely More Strategic Planning Than Any Actual Board Presentation He’s Delivered
  • Retail Chain Finance Director Confirms Modelling The Combined Effect Of Wage Increases And Business Rates Changes Required Genuinely More Integrated Analysis Than Any Actual Company Merger She’s Structured
  • Gig Economy Platform Operations Lead Confirms Preparing Drivers For October Verification Requirements Required Genuinely More Communication Planning Than Any Actual Product Launch He’s Managed
  • Warehouse Operations Manager Confirms Modelling The Cost Impact Of Potential Business Rates Changes Required Genuinely More Spreadsheet Precision Than Any Actual Engineering Blueprint He’s Reviewed
  • Credit Controller Confirms Tightening Payment Terms Ahead Of The Budget Required Genuinely More Diplomatic Client Communication Than Any Actual Debt Collection Call She’s Made
  • Logistics Director Confirms Assessing Gatwick’s Expansion Plans For Genuine Supply Chain Opportunity Required Considerably More Due Diligence Than Any Actual Merger Evaluation He’s Led
  • Recruitment Consultant Confirms Explaining The Widening Gap Between AI-Displaced Graduate Roles And Actual Job Openings Required Genuinely More Diplomatic Honesty Than Any Actual Redundancy Conversation She’s Facilitated
  • Small Business Owner Confirms Modelling Three Separate Scenarios For The Upcoming Budget Required Genuinely More Financial Forecasting Than Any Actual Investment Prospectus She’s Reviewed
  • HR Manager Confirms Auditing Her Company’s Right-To-Work Documentation Ahead Of Increased Enforcement Required Genuinely More Meticulous Filing Than Any Actual Legal Discovery Process She’s Supported
  • Manchester Gig Platform Founder Confirms Preparing For October’s Right-To-Work Rule Extension Required Genuinely More Compliance Overhaul Than Any Actual Company Acquisition He’s Completed
  • Kent Fruit Farm Owner Confirms Adjusting Irrigation Planning Around Water Use Bans Required Genuinely More Resource Allocation Skill Than Any Actual Supply Chain Negotiation She’s Conducted
  • Leeds Accountancy Partner Confirms Advising Clients On October Budget Tax Uncertainty Required Genuinely More Diplomatic Hedging Than Any Actual Legal Deposition She’s Prepared
  • Birmingham Housebuilder Confirms Explaining Vistry’s Profit Warning To Nervous Subcontractors Required Genuinely More Reassurance Skill Than Any Actual Crisis Communications Training He’s Received
  • Bristol Small Business Owner Confirms Maintaining Growth Ambitions Despite Record-Low Confidence Survey Results Required Genuinely More Personal Resolve Than Any Actual Marathon She’s Completed
  • Newcastle HR Director Confirms Preparing Staff For AI-Driven Productivity Changes Required Genuinely More Change Management Sensitivity Than Any Actual Redundancy Process She’s Overseen
  • Gatwick Logistics Manager Confirms Preparing His Firm For The Airport’s Expansion Bid Required Genuinely More Long-Term Capacity Planning Than Any Actual Five-Year Business Plan He’s Written
  • Sheffield Manufacturing Director Confirms Adjusting Production Around Middle East-Driven Oil Cost Volatility Required Genuinely More Contingency Planning Than Any Actual Equipment Failure He’s Managed
  • Nottingham Recruitment Consultant Confirms Advising Graduates Amid The Weakest Vacancy Market Since 2020 Required Genuinely More Expectation Management Than Any Actual Salary Negotiation She’s Brokered

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London Business

London is the engine room of the British economy, a city where a two-bedroom flat costs more than a small country and somehow everybody acts like this is fine. It is home to the Bank of England, the London Stock Exchange, and approximately forty-seven thousand coffee shops staffed by people with economics degrees wondering where it all went wrong.

The City of London, that ancient square mile of suits and spreadsheets, processes trillions of pounds daily and has done so since Romans decided the Thames was a decent place to charge tolls. Canary Wharf arrived later, shinier, and with better sushi, promptly declaring itself the future of finance while the City quietly got on with actually being the future of finance.

London hosts more international headquarters than any other European city, attracts more foreign investment than it has any right to, and charges businesses rents that would make a New York landlord blush. The startup scene in Shoreditch operates on oat milk, optimism, and venture capital, in that order.

For all its contradictions — the wealth beside the food banks, the global ambition beside the collapsed Tube infrastructure — London remains what it has always been. The place where British business comes to be taken seriously, and to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Auf Wiedersehen.

The City of London

Billingsgate, Smithfield, Borough Market — three of the oldest trading markets in the world still operating within a mile of each other. The City of London built its entire commercial identity on the back of fish, meat, and bread sold at dawn before bankers were even awake.

Lloyds of London — the insurance market that will insure literally anything, has done so since 1686, and operates from a building that looks like it was designed by someone who lost a bet. They insured Bruce Springsteen’s voice. That is a business story.

The London Metal Exchange — where the global price of copper, aluminium, and tin is still set by traders shouting in a circle called the Ring. In 2024. Remarkable.

Street markets as economic indicators — Petticoat Lane, Portobello Road, Brick Lane. When the economy tightens, street markets boom. Londoners have always known how to trade their way out of trouble.

The Royal Exchange — founded by Thomas Gresham in 1565 as Britain’s first purpose-built trading centre. Now it sells luxury watches and champagne, which is either a fall from grace or the purest distillation of London commerce ever recorded.

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