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The FTSE 100 Closed at 10,378.82 on a Day That Included a 3,800-Job Cut and a Rejected Takeover: Reading a London Market Report
Money and Commerce Posted on: October 12, 2026

The FTSE 100 Closed at 10,378.82 on a Day That Included a 3,800-Job Cut and a Rejected Takeover: Reading a London Market Report

A 30 April snapshot shows a 1.6 percent rise, an 8 to 1 rate vote, oil above 114 dollars and a handful of company announcements that moved the index The London stock market report is a small literary form. It reduces a day of anxiety, […]

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Your Local Coffee Shop Is a Property Business That Happens to Froth Milk
Money and Commerce Posted on: October 12, 2026

Your Local Coffee Shop Is a Property Business That Happens to Froth Milk

A north London high street, a flat white and the honest numbers behind the capital’s favourite small enterprise Your Local Coffee Shop Is a Property Business That Happens to Froth Milk On the high street nearest my flat there are, at the last count, nine […]

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The Knowledge Is London’s Hardest Exam and Its Strangest Business Decision
Money and Commerce Posted on: October 12, 2026

The Knowledge Is London’s Hardest Exam and Its Strangest Business Decision

Why people still spend years memorising every street in the capital when a phone will do it for nothing The Knowledge Is London’s Hardest Exam and Its Strangest Business Decision On a wet Tuesday morning in north London, a man in waterproofs is riding a […]

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The Arithmetic of a London Pint, Explained by People Who Pull Them
Money and Commerce Posted on: October 12, 2026

The Arithmetic of a London Pint, Explained by People Who Pull Them

Where the money in your glass actually goes, and why the landlord is not the one getting rich The Arithmetic of a London Pint, Explained by People Who Pull Them There is a moment, familiar to anyone who drinks in this city, when the card […]

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The Tuesday-to-Thursday City: How Hybrid Work Rewired London’s Lunch Trade
Money and Commerce Posted on: October 12, 2026

The Tuesday-to-Thursday City: How Hybrid Work Rewired London’s Lunch Trade

Sandwich shops, dry cleaners and shoe repairers are learning to live on three days a week, and not all of them will The Tuesday-to-Thursday City: How Hybrid Work Rewired London’s Lunch Trade At a quarter to one on a Wednesday, the queue outside a salad […]

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Under the Arches: The Small Firms Powering London From Beneath the Railway
Money and Commerce Posted on: October 12, 2026

Under the Arches: The Small Firms Powering London From Beneath the Railway

Brewers, bakers, mechanics and metalworkers share the capital’s most characterful industrial estate, and the rent is the story Under the Arches: The Small Firms Powering London From Beneath the Railway Every few minutes the ceiling rumbles. Nobody looks up. In the arch where I am […]

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  • London Offices Leased 3.1 Million Square Feet in the Second Quarter and 8 Percent Still Sits Empty: What the West End and the City Are Telling Tenants
  • The FTSE 100 Closed at 10,378.82 on a Day That Included a 3,800-Job Cut and a Rejected Takeover: Reading a London Market Report
  • Your Local Coffee Shop Is a Property Business That Happens to Froth Milk
  • The Knowledge Is London’s Hardest Exam and Its Strangest Business Decision
  • The Arithmetic of a London Pint, Explained by People Who Pull Them
  • The Tuesday-to-Thursday City: How Hybrid Work Rewired London’s Lunch Trade
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London Business

London is the engine room of the British economy, a city where a two-bedroom flat costs more than a small country and somehow everybody acts like this is fine. It is home to the Bank of England, the London Stock Exchange, and approximately forty-seven thousand coffee shops staffed by people with economics degrees wondering where it all went wrong.

The City of London, that ancient square mile of suits and spreadsheets, processes trillions of pounds daily and has done so since Romans decided the Thames was a decent place to charge tolls. Canary Wharf arrived later, shinier, and with better sushi, promptly declaring itself the future of finance while the City quietly got on with actually being the future of finance.

London hosts more international headquarters than any other European city, attracts more foreign investment than it has any right to, and charges businesses rents that would make a New York landlord blush. The startup scene in Shoreditch operates on oat milk, optimism, and venture capital, in that order.

For all its contradictions — the wealth beside the food banks, the global ambition beside the collapsed Tube infrastructure — London remains what it has always been. The place where British business comes to be taken seriously, and to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Auf Wiedersehen.

The City of London

Billingsgate, Smithfield, Borough Market — three of the oldest trading markets in the world still operating within a mile of each other. The City of London built its entire commercial identity on the back of fish, meat, and bread sold at dawn before bankers were even awake.

Lloyds of London — the insurance market that will insure literally anything, has done so since 1686, and operates from a building that looks like it was designed by someone who lost a bet. They insured Bruce Springsteen’s voice. That is a business story.

The London Metal Exchange — where the global price of copper, aluminium, and tin is still set by traders shouting in a circle called the Ring. In 2024. Remarkable.

Street markets as economic indicators — Petticoat Lane, Portobello Road, Brick Lane. When the economy tightens, street markets boom. Londoners have always known how to trade their way out of trouble.

The Royal Exchange — founded by Thomas Gresham in 1565 as Britain’s first purpose-built trading centre. Now it sells luxury watches and champagne, which is either a fall from grace or the purest distillation of London commerce ever recorded.

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