London firm reaches dizzying heights by calling its customers utterly pathetic and then adding VAT on top The Market Has Spoken, And It Wants To Be Told Off I cover business for a living, which means I have sat through more brand strategy presentations than […]

Experts confirm nothing builds community like 400,000 people simultaneously realising they should have left yesterday London’s Boldest New Fitness Scheme Is Industrial Action London unveiled an ambitious new public health initiative this week, in the sense that tube strike talks collapsed and four hundred thousand […]

Shoreditch venue introduces happy hour featuring slightly less suffering, one olive, and a lecture on moral weakness The Hospitality Trend Nobody Asked For Has Arrived Shoreditch has produced many things over the years that the rest of the country views with a mixture of awe […]

Capital adopts grander title in what analysts suspect is a sophisticated strategy to explain why a shed now costs half a million The City Has Given Itself A Promotion London has, with characteristic modesty, declared itself a megapolis, a word that means roughly the same […]

Westminster discovers the future is terrible, but terribly convenient, and outsources the warning to the very thing it fears A Budget Line Item That Argues With Itself Occasionally a story comes along that is so perfectly circular it could power a small turbine, and this […]